'caught' Short Final

[Brogs]

SHORT FINAL

Overheard in IFR Magazine's "On the Air"


My VIP passenger showed up late for a two-hour flight. At 4,000 feet, we were halfway to the destination when he announced his bowels needed immediate attention and landing right now was not an option.

Me:
"Chicago Center, Five Eight Six Five Papa requests an immediate landing at Kankakee for a 10-minute stop, then continue with no change in flight plan."

ATC:
"What's the reason for the request, sir?"

Me:
"From the expression on his face, I'd say my passenger has his sphincter at max pucker. And the successful outcome of the effort is seriously in doubt."

ATC (after a long pause) :
"Six Five Papa, call me when airborne. And good luck to all!"

[AmundRe]

haha that is hilarious!