Globe Cargo

"I've had a computer now for years. Never an accident. No food, no drink ever hit the machine. Well, I got back from the airpork a little while ago and came in here to check on Otto and get the CIVA back on line. I brought with me a very large glass of water... I managed to get it all cleaned up without electrocuting myself, the chihuahua, or losing my flight. The offending glass is now rests upon the dining room table where it can do no more mischief. "

"I spoke too soon... the keyboard shorted, cranked the trim all the way nose up and away she went, up to 45000 feet before I could get the nose down. I couldnt shake the keyboard out enough to clear the short, so I had to shut my gaming box down I got my fingers crossed, and a huge fan blowing on the keyboard."